How to increase your HOTMAIL account to 25MB

http://www.arjunprabhu.com/blog/archives/2005/03/16/how-to-increase-hotmail-from-2mb-to-250mb/

Steps:
Login ur hotmail account and go to options.
Go to “Personal”
Click “My Profile”
Change Country to “United States”
Wait for browser to load United States settings.
Change the state to any American States. For example “Florida” and zip code “33332″
Click “update”
Click “Continue”
Go to “Language” and make sure its “English”
Paste this link in the same browser.http://by17fd.bay17.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/Accountclose
Wait until the Screen says you’re Hotmail is Closed and ready to be deleted.
Click “Close Account”.
Go back to login page and re-login to ur hotmail account..!!
Your account size will now increase to 25 MB, which a month later becomes 250 mb.

Blind man and his dog

http://www.duckshit.com/dirty_jokes/dirty-jokes.html?Dirty+Joke=Dirty+Joke#short

Blind DogA blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."